Super Eagles After Dinner - By Bethel Kalu

Ezenwa: Guys, we go beat this team silly

Akpeyi: you wan try? That one na sure na

Samuel Kalu: (deviates) this people sabi cook, see rice na (all laugh)

Ighalo: dem no fit match us, our jollof rice na one in town (all agree)

Balogun: (smiles) don't be carried away by their food, seems you all like food

NDIDI: who no like food ? ( all said) ask am oooo

Jamilu: I love the unity in this team, my people

Kelechi: I tell you bros, you never see anything ooo, our shaku shaku de come

Ogu: (makes dance moves) I did one with Iwobi at the world cup and we had lots of view on YouTube. (Nwankwo stands to leave)

Kelechi: Bro Simmy, na wetin?

Nwankwo: mek I go sell my fuel( all laugh)

Omeruo: let's talk about our match jare

Etebo: talk about wetin? You sef, na flogging na, u no trust? na holiday we come oo

Idowu: you can't be too sure, they can be strong on the day

Onazi: (smiles) guy, this team has not won at home in two years, dem no go start am with us

Uzoho: (sings) dem go collect, dem ho collect, isa goal

Kelechi: (stands and starts a song as Ogu joins) Isa goal, Isa goal, Nigeria isa goal, Super Eagles, isa, Kelechi isa goal, Simmy isa goal, Kalu isa goal, Ighalo isa goal...(he mentions all players except the keepers)

Joel: introduction time..for the new boys. Do so with a song of your choice

Kelechi: Song of their choice? Na isa goal and shaku shaku we know oo

Musa: una like enjoyment well well, ah ah!

Awaziem: Alhaji Musa! Who no like am? (All laugh as Kelechi dances)

Ajayi: Oga Simmy is not back

Onazi: (laughs) una no understand, dude saw...stops (as everybody shouts" finish am! finish am! You must talk am)

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Written by Bethel Kalu